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Chapter 1, Day1
 Lost and found, 12/8

The drive from my house to Boston airport is approximately 2 hours. In an ice storm it becomes 3 ½ hours. We had to get on the road.

When we finally finished packing, Del picked up one of Bea’s suitcases and nearly threw it into the ceiling. I ducked down for dramatic effect.

Apparently, it was much lighter than he expected it to be.

“What the heck are you doing?” I asked him like he did it on purpose.

“Is this the suitcase with a suitcase in it?” He asked me like I had set him up.

“No, that is the suitcase with a pillow in it.” I answered like he should have known that.

We didn’t need to do the whole suitcase-in-a-suitcase thing this year; Jet Blue allows 3-70lb. suitcases per person plus a carry on. We were a group of 4 at that point and I didn't own that many suitcases or have a need to travel with THAT much junk, so Bea packed her pillow.

Bea has figured out a way to pack her pillow on every trip we have ever taken. Del never noticed that. This was the first time that she had an exclusive pillow suitcase.

Del got a little tense over packing a pillow, they have pillows at Pop Century, he was sure of it. If that wasn’t enough, he knew mousekeeping would bring more.

But when Bea even thought of laying her face someplace that someone else did, one of her eyes would close, the other would roll up into the back of her head, her tongue would stick out and she would make some very disturbing gagging noises. It totally grossed her out.

So to avoid the risk of the girl having some kind of seizure over ‘face to strange pillow contact’, I have always let her bring her own pillow.

It seemed simpler than medicating her.

We said goodbye to our home and our cat piggy, and stood behind the block of ice that contained my truck. Del managed to get the doors open, loaded up the suitcases and we were on our way to the Maine State Turnpike.

Em was feeling better, much better. When Em is feeling good, she never stops talking. Bea has had enough experience with this and had brought her headset. Em had nobody to talk to in the backseat, so she kept yelling to Del and I in the front seat.

Most of her talk was about how special she was because TinkerKelli,..ahh..bell had sent HER an exclusive gift. How I had to drive faster because TinkerKelli..bell was waiting to see her. Na-na-na.
I am sure she would like us to arrive alive, kiddo.

With Em’s endless babbling chatter the miles slowly melted by. I mean seriously melted. The temperature in Massachusetts was nearly 40 degrees causing my block of ice to start to break up.

An enormous chunk of ice broke free of my bug guard and smashed into the windshield.

I nearly wet my pants for real.

Two very good things came of this. 1) My windshield DIDN'T crack and 2) the crashing sound scared Em into silence.

Well, for a few minutes anyway.

We got to terminal E of Logan airport and I thought it would be a better plan to drop the crew and the luggage off and park the truck by myself.

I parked in another city, I am sure of it. It took me forever to find long term parking then to take the bus back to the terminal. I had taken my xanax while waiting for the bus.

As the bus pulled up to terminal E, I noticed the crew was nowhere to be found. It was the last stop on the bus route before going back to the parking lots. “Terminal E, get off bus.” The bus driver yelled at me.

“This is E? But my family isn’t here. Isn't this where I left them?” I asked him.

Like he would know that.

“Terminal E! Off bus!” He yelled at me.

Now, I was getting nervous and I shouldn’t have been because I had taken a xanax and that is what they are for. I got off the bus and went inside the terminal. I still couldn’t find any of them. Terminal E is the size of a small city and they could’ve been on any side of it.

½ an hour later, I realized there was an upper level to terminal E. The bus had dropped me off directly under them.

At least I got some of those walking miles under my belt early.

The crew was a lovely shade of blue when I finally found them.

We didn’t have any problems checking in with Jet Blue which is amazing for us. We checked our bags and got right onto the plane. On the way down the ramp to load on the plane, I mentioned to Del we were lucky this year that we didn't have to wait around inside the terminal. Last year, while we were waiting Em called 911 from the payphone.

Em spun around and said to me “Look, I didn't think it would work, I didn't have any cents.” That made Bea bust out in laughter saying, “We know you don’t have any sense.”

Em was not amused.

From the time I found the crew to the time we were sitting on the plane waiting for take off was about 20 minutes. If I hadn’t found them when I did, we would have missed the flight. The flight left 15 minutes early.

I love Jet blue. This is now my favorite airline. The seats are big and comfortable, the staff is very friendly and they have individual TV sets in the back of the seats with direct TV. It really decreases your stress level during take off to be watching Kate and Matt on the Today show.

Ok, maybe it was the xanax.

The Jet Blue staff (I really don’t know what is politically correct to call them) has a sense of humor. During the safety instructions part when they discuss oxygen mask they tell you to put your mask on first, then on your child. If you are traveling with more than one child, pick your favorite.

Funny stuff, I laughed out loud.

That could have been the xanax too.

The seats are in rows of 6. The girls and I were on one side, Del was on the other side with two empty seats next to him. Once we were in the air and I had Bea convinced that we would stay in the air, I took over Dels extra seats.

Is it just me or did anyone else notice that the flights from New England to Orlando are only about 10 minutes long? I think I snored myself awake once, but that could have been Del.

Let’s say it was Del.

I woke up just before we landed. I sat up in the seat, looked at the girls and Del, did a quick head count, jumped and gasped when I had only counted 3 and we should be 4, then realized nobody had parachuted out of the plane after all , I had just forgot to count myself.

I had 3 hours of sleep in the last 24. It affects my counting skills.

Or the xanax wore off.

Chris flight from South Carolina was due to land ½ hour before ours. He was going to meet us at the Jet Blue gate. When we got off our flight, we could not find him.

When I did the head-count that time, I started with myself. I knew we were missing one. We should’ve been 5 by now.

We wandered and waited, then decided maybe he was down getting his luggage, so we started off to baggage claim. I wanted to make a quick bathroom stop.

When I came back from the bathroom, I did another head-count starting with myself. We were 5 now.

Hey, they found him!

There he stood with Em hanging off one of his arms. He was trying to talk to Del and it was ticking off Em. He turned to look at me and that was it.

I lost it, started crying and hugged him hard.

It took several shakes of his arm to lose Em before he could hug me back.

Em was again, not amused.

The last time I saw Chris, he was walking up the ramp to get on the monorail and go back to his base. Everyone else standing there saw a man, a man that was proudly going back to serve his country and make me proud.

I saw my little boy with the bleach blond hair and dimples.

I still see that little boy inside this man.

As badly as I wanted that moment in time to stand still, it didn’t. And we had places to go and people to meet.

Our luggage was sitting next to the belt when we got to luggage claim. There was a security guard standing next to it.

Looks like Bea’s pillow got itself into trouble.

I wondered if the person who pulled that suitcase off the belt injured anyone standing near them when they found it weighed nothing.

Empty suitcases are surprising fun form of entertainment.

The crew rescued Bea’s pillow much to her relief as I went to the Alamo desk. Kimball had been updating me on a regular base on the dropping car rates. I learned from her to check them everyday. Thanks to Kimball, I saved a ton of money.

The very cute little girl behind the desk was fast and efficient. She handed me my paperwork, tipped her head to the side and wished me a good day. I continued to stand there.

I never rented a car before; I didn't know what I was supposed to do.

Standing there, staring at the person behind the desk isn’t it.

I considered calling Kimball to ask her what I should do next when the lady behind the desk asked me if I needed a language interpreter.

Okay, she didn't know I heard her say that.

Even though the sarcasm was directed at me, I thought it was funny.

The girl behind the desk had dealt with people like me before. She pointed behind me and told me the parking lot was over there.

Um, okay, but how about some keys to something or a description of my new vehicle?

I continued to stand and stare. It seemed like my only option. I had done it too long to back out now.

“The keys are in the car…in the parking lot…behind you…go pick out your car in row 7.” She said very slowly to me.

Did she say ‘pick out your car’? I get to pick what I want to drive? Really? Oh, boy!

I had visions of little black 5 speed convertibles until we arrived at row 7.

Soccer mom caravans all in a row.

Well, that did seem a bit more practical than pilling the crew and the luggage in the back of that little black 5 speed convertible.

I made sure that we didn't pick out a white one, because my friend Kimball had rented a white one the last time and lost it at the Animal Kingdom. The problem for her was all of the vans at the Animal Kingdom were white. I didn't want to waste a lot of time looking for the van.

What you want in life and what you get are often two different things.

We ended up losing that van a lot. I actually had to make several phone calls to people to find it.

I’ll get to that later.

I looked over at Em and Bea as Del and Chris loaded the van. They weren’t looking so good.

“You guys okay?” I asked them. They were both pale and clammy.

“Think we could change our clothes pretty soon?” Bea asked.

They were still dressed for ice storm weather. We were now standing in Florida weather. In the excitement of everything, I hadn’t noticed how unfreakingbelievably hot it was.

I almost melted my crew.

Love ya, mean it. Sorry for nearly killing you guys.

We hopped into the van that was not a black 5 speed convertible and pulled out of the parking garage.

Our journey had finally begun.


Love Ya / Mean It and Pins

Tony, Delaney, Connor - Love Ya / Mean It

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