Top 10 Reasons to Use Comcast
 

 

 

Top 10 Reasons to use Comcast High Speed Internet

  1. Powered by state of the art IBM “Micro Channel Architecture”.

  2. Keystone Cops Customer Service

  3. The executive office in in Philadelphia and if you call them with a problem they will transfer you to the executive support group in Delaware.

  4. You get to repeat every thing you ever say to the first support tech when they transfer you to the second, and third and fourth...

  5. You get to reboot the PC and unplug the cable modem for the first support tech  the second, and third and fourth...

  6. To serve you better they will transfer you to hold for the the first support tech  the second, and third and fourth...

  7. The truck will be there precisely between 12:30 and 5:00 (if it is coming at all!)

  8. You will never be bothered by a follow up or a call back.

  9. Perfuse, well practiced and insincere, apologies for service outages at no extra charge!

  10. You will be up maybe 25 out of 30 days.