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Powered
by state of the art IBM “Micro Channel Architecture”.
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Keystone
Cops Customer Service
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The executive office in in Philadelphia and if you call
them with a problem they will transfer you to the executive support group in
Delaware.
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You get to repeat every thing you ever say to the first
support tech when they transfer you to the second, and third and fourth...
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You get to reboot the PC and unplug the cable modem for
the first support tech the second, and third and fourth...
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To serve you better they will transfer you to hold for
the the first support tech the second, and third and fourth...
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The truck will be there precisely between 12:30 and
5:00 (if it is coming at all!)
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You will never be bothered by a follow up or a call
back.
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Perfuse, well practiced and insincere, apologies for
service outages at no extra charge!
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You will be up maybe 25 out of 30 days.