ACT VI
 

 

ACT VII

MGM and The Jedi Mind Meld

Hi It's me again, Evil Emperor Zurg, your narrator.

The cast includes Zurgswife, Kelley 10, a pair of Buzzes 8 and 7 (but the younger buzz wants to be Quail Kid), and Her Royal Majesty Delaney - Snow White - Cinderella - Jessie - Maleficent (DSWCJM) 3.

We were on our way to the Fantasmic Dinner deal at Holllywood & Vine. It had been a stressful day. Zurg's camcorder had tried to bounce on Main Street. Down it went off the stroller but it didn't bounce back. (Zurg now knows Best Buy is 25 minutes from Boardwalk.) In the morning we had been touring the parks with friends who were total WDW rookies and got cash sucked out of them at every possible turn. Slowing down Zurg's marching cadence is bad enough, unfortunately the cash flow was a reaction to whining. Cumulatively it was wearing the shine off Zurg's sparkling personality.

BuzzII was holding off the whining and consumerism and for this Zurg was grateful. He really wanted to go to Doug Live and be Quail Kid. If dinner was fast we may be able to squeeze it in. Zurg has noticed that the time dinner takes and the food's quality of the are directly related. We had plenty of time for Doug.

Let me digress, During our Halloween pilgrimage to WDW Zurg had been cast as one of the Beats in Doug Live. At the time the Buzzes had wanted him on stage, so Zurg used the Jedi mind trick on the CM.

Zurg waves his hand slightly and says quietly, "Next I would like the man in the purple hat to come up here."
CM on stage, "Next I would like the man in the purple hat to come up here." Sucker.

Well that and on the theory that they were looking for someone to make a fool of, Zurg had donned his Zurg hat and cape to let casting know making a public spectacle of him isn't too hard. Evil Emperors get picked, what can I say, it is a perk of the job.

CM to Zurg on stage, "Nice hat. What is your name and where are you from sir?"
Zurg. "Evil Emperor Zurg, Planet Z - Sector 9.
CM, "Ahhhhh… OK."

It wasn't crowded this trip. "Please move three quarters of the way across the theater…" Zurg doesn't hear that too often. Zurg started doing the Jedi Mind Trick again, also he put the Zurg hat on Buzz II and had him to jump around like a manic, (i.e. behave normally for him.) It nearly backfires as Buzz I is almost picked but Zurgswife is able to direct the CM with her eyes. (If Zurg was using the Jedi Mind Trick, Zurgswife Eye Trick was more akin to the death star.)

Buzz II becomes Quail Kid, underpants on the outside, cape and dopey head gear. Zurg would have been thrilled if it weren't for the saving the world part

CM to Buzz II, " What's your name and where are you from?"
BuzzII, "Connor, Bryn Athyn PA."
CM, "Ahhhhh… OK."

The way Zurg see it if your going to be from somewhere no one ever heard of it may as well be planet Z.

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